I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Do let him read the papers. But not while you accusingly tiptoe around the room, or perch much like a silent bird of prey on the edge of your most uncomfortable chair. (He will read them anyway, and he should read them, so let him choose his own good time.) Don't make a big exit. Just go. But kiss him quickly, before you go, otherwise he might think you are angry; he is used to suspecting he is doing something wrong.
- Marlene Dietrich
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
- Oscar Wilde
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