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Amputation May Be Required: The Terrors Of A Perma-Boner
http://ift.tt/2pRzADa So it could have been worse ... but he had still waited too long. "If I hadn't been so pigheaded and embarrassed about it, it probably would have been a few hours. But [I] was, and it ruined my dick." 1 Waiting Too Long Can Be Fatal (To Your Penis) "It's hard to get a boner now. I went for a follow up after I found that it was getting really hard to get an erection, and my doctor told me that I waited too long, and that my penis didn't get enough oxygen ... It was like not getting enough oxygen from not breathing for a while and getting brain damage. That's what happened to my dick."
Gavin can pee normally again, but his days of having normal erections are over forever. "I need to do a lot of work to get an erection. Like, the blood comes in, but then it will seep out and I'll need to double my efforts. I've lost girlfriends before to this." Most nights, no matter how much he wants it, no erection will come. If it does, it doesn't last. Gavin can't even turn to Viagra or Cialis to help him. He's terrified by those ads that warn of four-hour erections. "I really don't want to go through that again, and plus, even the doctors were unsure if it'd really help. The same goes for those penis pills at sex shops."
We can't emphasize this enough: If you find your penis, or a penis you love, with an extremely long-lasting erection, waiting for treatment can cause permanent erectile dysfunction and much, much worse. Others have suffered urethral damage, required permanent shunts, lost interest in sex altogether and even experienced urethral fistula -- where you get a second peehole in the middle of your penis. And, yes, others have had their penises amputated after the tissue developed "dry necrosis." We're not going to show you a picture of that -- google it if you feel like vomiting today. Or just picture a month-old banana.
"I know how lucky I was," says Gavin, presumably after having done some Googling of his own. "Last year, one of my friends called me in the middle of the night. He knew what I went through, and he told me he had an erection going on six hours. Despite him knowing exactly what I went through, he was hesitating because an ER visit would be embarrassing for that. I told him, 'No. You're going now. I'll be right there,' and I hung up before he could say otherwise. I got him to the ER at six in the morning." The doctor told him it was a good thing, as any longer could have meant permanent damage. Gavin just nodded and said, "Yeah, I can imagine." Evan V. Symon is a writer, interviewer and interviewer finder guy for the Personal Experience team at Cracked. Have a job/experience you'd like to share? Hit us up at [email protected] today! Also check out 6 Things I Learned Having My Penis Surgically Removed and 6 Things You Learn When Your Penis / Vagina Doesn't Work. Subscribe to our YouTube channel, and check out The 7 Most Baffling Pieces of Art (Made With Genitals), and other videos you won't see on the site! Follow us on Facebook, and we'll follow you everywhere. Gear up for a very important mission with The Guardians Of The Galaxy with this adorable Groot tee. Or show off your quiet intensity in this nifty Drax shirt. Hurry, the universe NEEDS you. Funny via Cracked: All Posts http://www.cracked.com May 6, 2017 at 01:03AM
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