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6 Totally WTF Calls 911 Receives With Shocking Regularity
http://ift.tt/2pTv1KP 5 Capturing Escaped Livestock You've likely seen a YouTube video of it once or twice. Some poor bovine balks at the prospect of ending their life on a conveyor belt and bolts out the door, down the street, and into the hearts of anyone who still watches the news. It turns out this happens way more often than you might think, and in some pretty weird places too. Baltimore saw a 780-pound steer run amok down a two-mile stretch of road before the cops finally wrangled him back in by ... oh ... shooting and killing him. That's sad. Moving on.
Just this February, New York City cops spent an entire morning chasing down a stubborn bull who had no respect for their barricades and caution tape.
This was the third runaway cow the New York officers had seen that year, incidentally. You'd think they would have figured out how to handle these things by that point. Anyways, they finally caught up with the little guy and tranquilized him, but before the animal could be transferred to a care center he passed away, because life is a cruel and punishing mistress who cares not for your happy ending. Don't worry, we've got at least one uplifting story for you here. When it comes to cattle on the loose, Texas knows exactly what to do, because of course they do. Kinda helps that they have actual cowboys to give them a hand.
Funny via Cracked: All Posts http://www.cracked.com May 7, 2017 at 01:15AM
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