11 Things You Always Go Through When Starting A New Job
http://ift.tt/2pRJ8hH And so, heart in your stomach (those first-day jitters catching up with you), you'll reach out, grasp the doorknob and ... 1 You'll Prepare Your Desk For Your Successor, So That They Might Stand Some Chance Of Surviving And now, having seen the dark truth that lies in Room 212, and understanding the implications it has for you, your quarterly performance review, and the chains that bind and indeed have forever bound humanity, you'll return to your desk and quietly prepare it for your successor. More notes, better notes, adding what you've learned to the wisdom of your forerunners so that someone, someday might break the cycle.
That done, you'll tidy up your desk, wave goodbye to your manager who's just heading out for the evening themselves. "Good day?" he asks. "You know it, chief!" you'll say, meaning it, playing your role to the end. The revolver awaits ... Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and doesn't actually encourage suicide, even in the event of an inescapable cycle of workplace-horror. As the author of the amazing novels, Freeze/Thaw and Severance he thinks you should definitely go buy both of those now. Join him on Facebook or Twitter. Gear up for a very important mission with The Guardians Of The Galaxy with this adorable Groot tee. Or show off your quiet intensity in this nifty Drax shirt. Hurry, the universe NEEDS you. For more check out 5 Jobs You Think Are For Losers (That Pay Six Figures) and 6 Familiar Jobs (That Once Looked Crazy As Hell). Subscribe to our YouTube channel and check out good movies gone bad in 7 Bizarrely Specific Ways Movies Get Norman Jobs Wrong, and watch other videos you won't see on the site! Also follow us on Facebook, and get back to work. Funny via Cracked: All Posts http://www.cracked.com May 6, 2017 at 01:03AM
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