Life Has No Remote. Get Up And Change It Yourself. ~ Author Unknown


Stop living in the past and start learning from it - Wise Man Si


“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.” 

Fathers Day Quote

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

- Sigmund Freud

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!

~ Unknown
Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.

- Joel A. Barker
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.

~ Unknown Source

If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.

~ Unknown Source
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll say 'I ordered this damn pizza a year ago!

~ Unknown Source